2008-12-24 - Christmas time is here... 2008-09-08 - What? I'm still here?? 2008-06-21 - Stay hair and weight for me! 2008-06-14 - The post that finally arrived. 2008-03-07 - Under the WTF?!!? files 2008-03-03 - Where have I been 2007-12-29 - Skool is in 2007-11-26 - The things we do for love 2007-11-05 - I blame it on apple crisps 2007-10-07 - Baby on board! 2007-09-29 - Cuz 1 person wanted to know. :) 2007-09-22 - Here I come again! 2007-07-22 - Another one bites the dust.. 2007-07-14 - the quickening .I meant update 2007-07-04 - Yippy Skippy 2007-06-21 - Purple Haze all in my brain 2007-05-29 - Sums up my month 2007-05-28 - baby, baby, lemon 2007-05-27 - Anger without management 2007-04-27 - Let's get Physical (or just eat a cookie) 2007-04-20 - 3 Weeks in Review - Bulleted for easy reading 2007-03-28 - Kelly's Mom 2007-03-27 - Rock Star: Dylan 2007-03-20 - What you get when you ask me. 2007-03-16 - Comments on Comments 2007-03-08 - D'oh! 2007-03-06 - Happiness is... 2007-02-23 - Climbed a mountain and turned around 2007-02-09 - Crap with glitter 2007-02-07 - The quirkiness that is me 2007-02-06 - Stuck between a rock 2007-01-31 - Don't drink the water 2007-01-12 - I hate it when that happens. 2007-01-08 - Moving right along, footloose and fancy free. 2006-12-27 - Or not 2006-12-27 - shoot me 2006-12-15 - She is 2006-12-12 - Feel it from across the ocean 2006-12-05 - What are you hungry for? 2006-12-04 - Cause when you're down, that's how you'll stay 2006-11-30 - Donde es el bano, por favor? 2006-11-16 - He makes the sign of a teaspoon, she makes the sign of a wave 2006-11-13 - Never Jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker 2006-10-18 - 1985 2006-09-29 - My Ink Stories Part 3 2006-09-27 - Tell Me What It Takes 2006-09-20 - My Ink Stories Part 2 2006-09-18 - My ink stories Pt. 1 2006-09-06 - Breathe in, Breathe out 2006-08-28 - Vacation part 1 2006-08-24 - Home again, home again, jiggity jig. 2006-08-06 - need a vacation from this vacation. 2006-06-14 - Baby Baby Baby.....I got so much love in me 2006-06-09 - Yippee Ky Yi Ay.....or Something 2006-05-27 - I La-la-la- Love you 2006-05-27 - Saw this one coming.... 2006-05-12 - Big Ben, Kids! Big Ben! 2006-05-05 - The Real and True way to be a Good Christian Wife. Promise. No, really. 2006-04-26 - May the bird of paradise fly up your nose 2006-04-19 - Hot blooded, raw eggs and a bag of chips 2006-04-14 - Weekend Warrior Strikes Again 2006-04-11 - Be Good To Yourself 2006-04-03 - Like I blister in the sun 2006-03-22 - Sn@p into a Sl*m J*m! 2006-03-20 - And I pity any girl who isn't me today... 2006-02-17 - Yesterdays hub-bub 2006-02-15 - Here I am, Didja miss me? 2006-01-13 - My Uncle used to love me but she died, chicken aint chicken less it's lickin' good fried 2006-01-12 - Long December 11-21-2005 - Time keeps on slippin slippin slippin... 2005-11-14 - Getting Better At Ball Control 2005-11-03 - Halloween pics 2005-11-01 - God gave Rock and Roll to Me 2005-10-25 - And the good news is..... 2005-10-07 - Fun and flirty 2005-10-03 - Not dead........yet 2005-09-13 - It means No Worries for the rest of your days 2005-09-07 - Perceptions 2005-08-30 - We got the funk or Welcome to the jungle (part deux) 2005-07-31 - Oh well, whatever, nevermind 2005-07-28 - What the???????? 2005-07-03 - I'd love to take a photograph 2005-06-16 - View from the 3rd floor window 2005-06-08 - Piles and piles of crap, oh my! 2005-05-27 - On moving and Sweating in Plastic suits 2005-05-24 - Freddy the freshman, the freshest kid in town 2005-05-23 - Sausages, saurkraut, and of course Fred 2005-05-20 - I'm a weenie. Yea, I said it. 2005-05-19 - little title, Big Italy 2005-05-10 - Short Weekend Review (cuz I'm lazy) 2005-05-04 - What I am is what I am. Are you what you are, or what? 2005-05-03 - Fun Times Are Had 2005-04-28 - Baby I'm Amazed 2005-04-27 - Chili con finger, my @ss 2005-04-26 - Feelin' That Way 2005-04-25 - I'm motorin' 2005-04-22 - I Want A New Drug 2005-04-19 - And I Won't Cry Anymore 2005-04-13 - What's mine is yours 2005-04-12 - Hey Junior, Where ya been so long? Don't you know me? 2005-04-09 - Yes, I would like a little ass-cream 2005-04-08 - The way we were 2005-04-04 - More random to shake a stick at 2005-03-31 - The freaks come out at night 2005-03-30 - Just call me Mat for short 2005-03-21 - Analyze This 2005-03-20 - I Heart Dave (But I must have pissed someone off) 2005-03-11 - You say vagina, I say teddy bear 2005-03-09 - Things That Are Irrelavent Or Are They? 2005-03-08 - I Need Sun Block 2005-03-03 - If you expected pics, you'll be disappointed. Pervert. 2005-02-25 - And another thing 2005-02-25 - The week of suckdom that stole my brain 2005-02-20 - Vacation all I ever wanted, Vacation had to get away 2005-02-10 - Suckage affecting brain 2005-02-03 - Sometimes it sucks to be the king 2005-02-02 - Choking Hazard 2005-02-01 - Weightloss and poultry 2005-01-29 - T-T-T-T-Too Much Time on My Hands 2005-01-28 - We interrupt this program to bring you this message 2005-01-27 - Page 2 2005-01-26 - The End Of Them 2005-01-26 - Tiny Dancer 2005-01-24 - Just another boring Monday 2005-01-16 - I'm Not Crazy I'm Just A Little Unwell 2005-01-14 - Bread on the stereo 2005-01-13 - Do You know what I mean? 2005-01-10 - What A Girl Wants 2005-01-09 - In with the good, out with the bad and a song for your pleasure 2005-01-06 - Too ticked for a title 2005-01-04 - Get a hive in 2005! 2005-01-01 - Not the sweetest hangover 2004-12-30 - This entry has nothing to do with falafels but it does mention Christmas 2004-12-22 - I'll pass on the figgy pudding 2004-12-13 - Smells like Christmas 2004-12-12 - I'm Just a Little Black Rain Cloud 2004-12-08 - Snow globes, cookies, and Colin 2004-12-07 - Hearts and Bones 2004-12-06 - Something Perpetual 2004-12-03 - 13 2004-12-02 - Next Stop Definitely Africa 2004-11-29 - Where the heck have I been? 2004-11-17 - Africa? 2004-11-16 - Tuesday morning coffee thoughts 2004-11-15 - But she's got the biggest balls of them all 2004-11-14 - I want to be your buddy 2004-11-11 - Mail Me To Abudabi 2004-11-09 - Snow Signal 2004-11-08 - Just call me Alanarella 2004-11-07 - October 2004 2004-11-06 - Go Alana, It's your Birthday 2004-11-03 - It's My Party and I'll Dance If I Want To 2004-10-29 - Whatever Happened to My Transylvania Twist? 2004-10-28 - Now Say IT, Who's Ya Mama?? 2004-10-18 - Look Ma, I got me some culture! 2004-10-10 - Day Tripping 2004-10-04 - Spooooktacular Month! 2004-09-30 - A whappity for your thoughts 2004-09-30 - They Call Me P.B. 2004-09-28 - Raise Your Hand If You're Ready To Strangle People 2004-09-22 - I'm Ready For My Close-Up 2004-09-21 - On phone bills and dog genders 2004-09-21 - Scooter: Uncut 2004-09-19 - Just a slob like one of us 2004-09-17 - There's food around the corner, food around the corner... 2004-09-10 - Gig Jig 2004-09-09 - Objects In Mirror Are Younger Then They Appear 2004-09-09 - Thank you. 2004-09-04 - It makes all the difference 2004-09-03 - House of Bland and Dog 2004-08-26 - I feel like a Gump 2004-08-16 - So happy to be home 2004-07-28 - Flying High Again!! 2004-07-25 - Free Falling 2004-07-22 - On having daughters and being me 2004-07-14 - Man, I bore myself 2004-07-11 - It's not easy being me.... 2004-07-03 - I'm Just a Party Girl 2004-07-01 - Are you lookin' at me?? 2004-06-30 - Rhino whine-o 2004-06-23 - In A Nutshell 2004-06-16 - It's mid-life but it aint no crisis 2004-06-14 - Photos to share with you, my friends 2004-06-13 - We will rock you/We are the Champions 2004-06-08 - Feelin' squirrely 2004-06-05 - Do My Questionaire, NOW! 2004-05-31 - BarbeQues and Baseball, Summer is here 2004-05-26 - More proof that my sadistic dentist hates me 2004-05-25 - Asshats, man hands, and coffee creamer 2004-05-19 - Marshmallow Girl Strikes Again! 2004-05-13 - Not Gettin off my butt, no sir. 2004-05-10 - Conjunction Junction, what's my function? 2004-05-05 - Friends, How many of us have them? Friends, ones we can depend on. 2004-04-28 - I may not have a job but, at least I have my smile 2004-04-26 - I'm Taken What They're Giving, Cuz I'm Workin' For A Livin' 2004-04-19 - Deeper shades of color 2004-04-15 - Must be my Doggy Phermones 2004-04-13 - It must have been the ham 2004-04-08 - If Life is A Highway, I Need To Get Off At The Next Exit 2004-04-05 - I'm So Happy Cuz Today I Found My Friend, In My Head 2004-04-04 - Screw it 2004-04-01 - If Ya Start Me Up.... 2004-03-28 - Da Na na na na na, You Say It's Your Birthday!! 2004-03-25 - Just One Of Those Days... 2004-03-23 - My Catering and MY Dog 2004-03-22 - Are You My Niche'? 2004-03-17 - Sigh 2004-03-16 - Mama Pajama is on her way 2004-03-10 - Snow fairy 2004-03-08 - Got a second? 2004-03-07 - And She's A Swinging Kind Of Gal 2004-03-04 - Another Reason I Love My Husband 2004-03-03 - No deposit, no luck 2004-03-01 - Naked and Ashamed 2004-02-28 - 100% pure snow!!! 2004-02-27 - Knick-Knack Patty whack Give the Cat A Home 2004-02-23 - This Entry Was Brought To You By The Letter K And The Number 12 2004-02-20 - Celebration for the Specthial People 2004-02-18 - No one Ever Said I Was A Songwriter 2004-02-14 - I Will Never Be The Same 2004-02-10 - Sea Monkey mayhem and a jar of pickles 2004-02-06 - Ripping out my hair with a clean pine-sol smell 2004-02-05 - Want some cocoa with that? 2004-02-03 - Sometimes, I Get So Excited That I Pee My Pants 2004-01-31 - Mrs. Potato Head, I Made You. 2004-01-29 - I Gotta Be Me 2004-01-27 - Someone Saved My Life Tonight 2004-01-25 - Oops, I had a Bad Dream 2004-01-24 - I Just Want You To Know Who I Am 2004-01-21 - Just Remember I Love You 2004-01-20 - I must've forgotten my meds today 2004-01-19 - What's Her Age Again? 2004-01-12 - I'm Walking....... 2004-01-08 - You're OK, I'm Souffle' 2004-01-06 - Once upon a winterbreak 2004-01-04 - A Good Book 2004-01-03 - Can I get an Amen??? 2004-01-01 - I won't be singing for your entertainment this evening 2003-12-29 - Rock the Cradle 2003-12-26 - Because It's Christmas 2003-12-17 - T*yr0lianT*0urs 2003-12-09 - Santa Claus Is Coming To Vienna 2003-12-05 - Baby Emma 2003-12-01 - Holland Holiday Vacation 2003-11-20 - Over The River And Through The Woods 2003-11-17 - Underneath a Painted Sky 2003-11-15 - Tonight's the Night, It's Gonna Be Alright 2003-11-11 - He did WHAT to the Mashed Potatoes???? 2003-11-07 - I Got The "I'm Not Old At 32, Even if It's My Birthday...Ba-Luessss 2003-11-05 - Just Stuff 2003-11-01 - Halloween 2003-11-01 - Livin in the 80s 2003-10-29 - E-Bay is the Schiznick 2003-10-25 - I'm Dreaming Of A White............Halloween?? 2003-10-22 - Warner, Romey Called For You 2003-10-19 - Papa, Can you hear me? 2003-10-13 - Alana's Day Out 2003-10-11 - I Nearly Lost You There 2003-10-10 - It's My Party So I'll Dream If I Want To 2003-10-07 - The Day My Momma Socked it to the Harper Valley PTA 2003-10-03 - Friday Five 2003-10-02 - MAD MAD MAD 2003-10-02 - It Wasn't Me, it was the one-armed man 2003-09-30 - I Wish I had Some Reeses Cups 2003-09-29 - Baby Face..... 2003-09-26 - Go Team, Go! 2003-09-22 - Here kitty, kitty??? 2003-09-18 - Sad, Shmad 2003-09-15 - Doctor My Eyes....Tell Me What Is Wrong 2003-09-14 - Reeses is the Devil 2003-09-11 - No One Wants To Play... 2003-09-09 - It's a Good Thing??? 2003-09-05 - my ghetto name 2003-09-04 - Feeling a little lighter now 2003-09-02 - Pics from OK 2003-08-27 - What a Pain in the Neck 2003-08-18 - Last days of summer 2003-08-15 - There's No Place Like Home 2003-07-28 - In the Air Again.... 2003-07-26 - We Don't Want To Grow Up 2003-07-25 - Pics of My Home In Vienna 2003-07-22 - Photos 2003-07-22 - Cast 2003-07-22 - About Me 2003-07-21 - I'm too hot for this 2003-07-20 - Taking someone from crayons to perfumes....... 2003-07-14 - Sometimes, it sucks to be me 2003-07-10 - Whippersnappers 2003-07-08 - Where's my manners when I need 'em? 2003-07-07 - 4th of July, Vienna style. 2003-07-02 - Convoy... 2003-06-24 - I'm so very "random" 2003-06-18 - Ants in my....yard 2003-06-13 - A Fairy Tale 2003-06-09 - Just so my loved ones can keep up 2003-06-04 - Nothing that a little laughter won't cure 2003-06-01 - The way I see it.... 2003-05-29 - I...Wanna Rock and Roll All Niiiiiggght 2003-05-25 - Difficulties usually start with an X 2003-05-21 - Driving Miss Crazy 2003-05-19 - Ode to my Son 2003-05-16 - That's my kid out there..... 2003-05-15 - Wine is fine....... 2003-05-13 - Softball and How I got to be Pocahantis 2003-05-11 - I'm the mama 2003-05-08 - View me, love me, then go do something else 2003-05-07 - I eat, therefor, I'm ham 2003-05-05 - Pics of Emily and KellyBelly 2003-05-05 - Frogs and brownies 2003-05-04 - Do you see Martha Stewart stamped on my forehead?? 2003-05-01 - The Hills Are Alive....With The Sound of Alaaaaannnnnaaaa..... 2003-04-27 - Matt, where art thou? 2003-04-23 - Goldmember....not to be confused with Austin Powers 2001-11-06 - 3oth Birthday 2001-10-25 - medias war 2001-10-09 - Julian 2001-10-07 - First entry-getting to know me Host