Tuesday morning coffee thoughts
2004-11-16 - 10:25 a.m.
Sometimes people are mean for no good reason. It�s best not to spend too much time trying to figure out why. You may never know. The more I get to thinking, the less I tend to laugh. I feel like a Garfield in a Dilbert world. You can obsess over your weight and body image for years and still wind up fat. I really like a lot of cheese on pretty much everything I eat. 10 or more O*eos at a time will give me the runs. Sometimes I�m ok with myself and sometimes I�m not. I feel like people think I�m a dipshit most of the time. The best sex is with someone you truly love. You�d be surprised at how much you can really handle when you�re forced to. Stuff is just stuff. You can replace it. Even the most resilient kids really want to be hugged. What it all comes down to is that it�s the little, simple things that people remember most about you. Dogs seem to be equivalent to toddlers. It�s ok to sing like no ones listening and dance like no one is looking. The smell of cat pee is almost impossible to get rid of. Cold pizza and salami sandwiches are a perfectly good breakfast. Boys� rooms have a funny �boy� smell. I get wedgies a lot and have picked my undies out of my crack in public. Being barefoot is the most freeing thing for me, but I don�t really like my feet. Man, I miss karaoke, bad commercials, J*ck-n-the-B@x and mostly my parents. Your husband can be your best friend. Men like to be in charge but they also like to be babied. I really like big cotton granny panties. I really hope that when I die, I will have made some sort of difference.
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