It Wasn't Me, it was the one-armed man
2003-10-02 - 9:22 a.m.
Yesterday, I went to the BIG commissary here. I bought two cans of slim-fast and a package of Slim-Fast soup. (when did the start peddling their own soup??) I thought bout how good this diet was going to go. I was feeling pretty good. When I was watching the cashier swipe those dietary goodies I noticed him cocking an eyebrow at me. I guess it was the 2 boxes of Swiss chocolates, the 6, 6 packs of Snickers (they were on sale and for the kids, I swear!!) and the box of Godivas that followed the Slim-Fast. Oh, and the hair dye so I can promptly change my identity.
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